There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.