He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.