WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We were destined to go to rehab together
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Randomize
