I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I deserve this hangover.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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