is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The adults are the big ones right?
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