I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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