theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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