Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
