Buhtt sex?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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