dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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