i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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