I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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