people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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