Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
