Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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