this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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