we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Randomize
