So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Im part way to drunk.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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