The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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