good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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