I got her a Nickelback box set.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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