she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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