You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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