I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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