I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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