your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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