apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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