Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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