That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
