garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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