? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Green mimosas i think yes
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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