is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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