Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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