covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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