i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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