best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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