i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
