That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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