I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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