Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize
