doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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