just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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