"it" just moved
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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