I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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