It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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