Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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