Pants 0. Shit 1.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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