Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
only you would photoshop your dick
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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