Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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