Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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