Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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