Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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