i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
