I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
