We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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