she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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