Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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