You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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