He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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