sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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