If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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