Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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