Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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