The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize