my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She's the barista slut.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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